A Bones episode summary

  • innocent bystander:

    *screams as decomposed remains falls on them*

  • Booth:

    Bones we got a case. get your shit lez go

  • Brennan:

    *glances at remains* a 24 year old white male with decaying teeth and 4 broken ribs.

  • Booth:

    okay boyz, lets bring this to the Jeffersonian

  • Intro music:

    hardcore dance party

  • Angela:

    yo, cam i found the ID on my million dollar computer

  • Sweets:

    *talks to victim's relative" sry for your loss man

  • Hodgins:

    time to do a fucking experiment

  • Cam:

    I don't think so broski. im da boss

  • Hodgins:

    does experiment anyway

  • Hodgins:

    KING OF THE LAB BITCHES

  • Brennan and Booth:

    car scene

  • Booth:

    time for field work Bones.

  • Suspect:

    i didn't fucking kill dis bitch

  • Brennan:

    Time to go do more lab work

  • Sweets:

    gets all shrinky at Booth

  • Booth:

    shut the fuck up sweets

  • Brennan:

    finds evidence like a boss

  • Booth:

    time for an interrogation with another suspect.

  • Booth:

    Im so freaking badass.

  • Murderer:

    Fine i killed this hoe. but i didn't mean to *cries*

  • Booth:

    good job. we're so fucking hot and awesome

  • Brennan:

    lez drink wine and kiss

  • Booth:

    okay

  • The end